Resilience

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.
- Nick Faldo

Ted Turner, Theologian + Foreign Policy + Economist

The Iranians don't intimidate! They're like the Vietnamese and the Iraqis. You want to start a war with them? They'll still be fighting in fifty years! They believe if they die in warfare, they get forty virgins in heaven. The Christians don't get that! We have more incentive to live, because we don't know what we're getting, you know? Our idea of heaven is lots of hymns, and theirs is lots of sex! The risk-reward thing is skewed the wrong way.

-Ted Turner

Non-fat decaf, please

I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got.
-Larry David

Friends and Family Plan

Carmine: Is it safe?
Silvio: We each got a new cell phone. You use it once, you toss it. Totally untraceable. That’s what the Taliban used to do.