Man's Best Friend

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.
-Homer

Have You Heard the Good News?

If the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that girls should stick to girl sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.
-Homer Simpson

Almost Famous

Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
-Homer Simpson