Showing posts with label Mike Tyson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mike Tyson. Show all posts

Sunday, January 7, 2007

Is that "Tyson" with a "y" or "ie"?


There are nine million people who see me in the ring and hate my guts. Most of them are white. That's okay. Just spell my name right.
-Mike Tyson

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Did he mean "Jimmy Stewart?"


There's no one perfect. We're always gonna do that. Jimmy Swaggart is lascivious, Mike Tyson is lascivious -- but we're not criminally, at least I'm not, criminally lascivious. You know what I mean. I may like to fornicate more than other people -- it's just who I am. I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid?
-Mike Tyson

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Iron Mike Geography


I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian.
-Mike Tyson