Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Rickey Henderson Classic

Among the many terrific Rickey Henderson jokes is the one where Bobby Valentine was reading the newspaper in the dugout, and Rickey Henderson asked him, ‘what paper do you have there?’ and Valentine goes, ‘Wall Street Journal’ and Henderson goes, ‘pass me the sports section.’

From The Big Lead.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Resilience

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.
- Nick Faldo

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Boom Goes The Dynamite 2.0



From With Leather. It's actually quite harsh because everyone at some point suffers from speaking anxiety...

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

High School Yearbook Quotes

An excerpt:

Never say anything maudlin or sentimental about the person you're dating -- you will be linked to them forever and ever. Just remember, when you get to college, you will break up with them by Columbus Day Weekend, probably get back together during Thanksgiving Break, then break up for good during Christmas vacation. Everyone thinks, "Oh, it won't happen to us." Believe me, it's going to happen -- 99 out of 100 people eventually break up with their high school flames. So keep the gooey stuff to minimum. If you're devoting a quote to your significant other, choose this one: "Dead man walking!"

Area Man Sorry He's Late, Got Here As Fast As He Could

Area Man Sorry He's Late, Got Here As Fast As He Could

Monday, January 14, 2008

Carter in '08

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Was Axel Foley gay?



During breaks in the Skins-Hawks game, I was flicking over to "Beverly Hills Cop" on one of the HD channels, and maybe it was seeing Jenny Summers' come-hither smirk in high definition for the first time, but how did I never notice the smoldering sexual tension in the scene when Axel brings his old friend Jenny back to his Beverly Hills hotel room and she lays down on his bed and bats her eyelashes at him for a couple of minutes? For God's sake, she did everything but take her clothes off and assume the missionary position, and yet Axel was more interested in ordering room service for Taggart and Rosewood. I don't get it.


Which leads me to my $64,000 question: Was Axel Foley secretly gay?



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Monday, January 7, 2008

#1 LSU fan

Disgusted and amused.

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Patriots v. Packers


Cowboys are done.

Hottub

Too hot in the hottub...

Eddie Murphy ~ The 5th Beatle

She got a ticket to ride and the...

Joe Piscopo w/ Eddie Murphy as Carl Lewis

I have never seen this and it is an instant classic.So inappropriate.

Stevie Wonder, Joe Piscopo Camera Commercial

So wonderful.

RickRoll'D

Love the move at around 2:21 of the video. Also the evolution of the bartender is inspirational.

Got this from Mr. Simmons.

Friday, January 4, 2008

Sly Stallone - Barbara Walters interview

A true Renaissance Man. Sexual tension is palpable.