Showing posts with label The Onion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Onion. Show all posts

Monday, January 14, 2008

Carter in '08

Friday, October 12, 2007

Headline of the Day

Horribly Awkward First Sexual Encounter Worth The Wait For Christian Newlyweds

The Onion

Horribly Awkward First Sexual Encounter 'Worth The Wait' For Christian Newlyweds

CHARLESTON, SC-John and Linda McCue, joined in holy matrimony Sunday before friends, family and their Lord at Holy Christ Almighty Lutheran Church, said the incredibly awkward wedding-night consummation of their love was "well worth the wait."